Fun n Senseless!!!

Well i'am forced to write this one after the huge mayhem about the mangalore pub attacks and the latest being sri rama cene calling for a ban on Valentine Day celebration(Or against the western culture),and vowing to stop the youngsters form expressing their love on V-day.

Well Sir(Pramod Mutalik) i appreciate your concern to protect Indian culture but as a youth of this country i'am offering you an offer which you cant refuse when the call comes to safeguarding Indian culture.
Off late you and your outfit have turned into self-styled moral police and have come up with events to educate the Indian youth about Indian culture and to protect the same.Well here is a list of things i would want you and your followers to follow as a part of save Indian culture campaign and we would or atleast i would be happy to emulate you.The idea behind this is simple."the young try and imitate their elders."

These are complete no-no in Indian culture as far your definition goes and i strongly urge you to follow this
1.Stop Wearing Jeans or for that matter trousers.Its western culture.Start wearing panche or to be more desi "mundu",and even "langoti" instead of western underwear.
2.Stop taking english medicine.Follow ayurvedic medication.
3.Don't use cellphones.Its a western Creation.
4.Use Bullock carts to travel.Its safe and very desi infact you would be awarded the environmentalist of the century if you do so.
5.For the married men of sri rama sene use clothes as condoms.Condoms are too westernized.
6.Pull out your children from english medium school and let them learn in vernacular language.
7.Follow the age old tradition of plowing the land and take it as a career option.IT,BPO or any job other than agriculture is a western idea.
8.Use stones to shave or sickel and not razors and blades.
9.If at all you own a weapon ditch it use only lathis.It really helps for brand India.
10.Disconnect electricity from your houses.Electricity is a western invention.
11.Never Play cricket.Its an English game.
12.Listen only to carnatic music.Dont even dare listen to recent kannada music.It has lots of western style attached to it.
13.Never wear any western instument lik watch,goggles etc.
14.Never Visit fast food centers like Mc.dowell's,KFC,Coffee Day Etc.Always eat desi khana.
15.Always sit down and eat.Sitting on a Dining table will tarnish your image of Indian culturist and last,
16..If you are reading this,you are using internet and computer.So turn that off immediately and get a life you loser.